First off, Dancing with the Stars is streaming along with some great and not so great performances Monday night. I will give you my votes for the best and worst and forget what the judges said.

I loved Apolo Ohno and his partner's dance the most. They took a scene right out of the movie Pulp Fiction and made it happen! Laila Ali is doing great, Ian Zierling is very good and Joey Fatone is OK too. I'll give 2 thumbs up to John Ratzenberger and Clyde Drexler mainly because I just like these guys. Leeza Gibbons and Shandi Finnessay have got to go! I do agree with the judges that Billy Ray Cyrus has improved tremendously and as for Heather Mills well, even though I usually like her I didn't dig her dancing last night. Watch and see who goes home tonight! I'm betting on Leeza Gibbons.

As for American Idol....well all I can say is fans (and non-fans) are going as bonkers as Keith Richards admitting that he once snorted his dead father's ashes! People are really going nuts now over the fact that Sanjaya Malakar is still around. There is too much loony behavior to report it all although I do hear the MySpace girl that was starving herself has begun eating again per her doctor's orders.

If you are one of the many who want Sanjaya out of there you can go to VoteForTheWorst.com (it draws more than 6 million hits a day) and vote for who you want to see go. The site was started in 2004 as a joke but has really taken off thanks to good ole Sanjaya!

Now who else is on that show?!